Monday, December 12, 2011

Alas, looks triumph brains

The other day I saw an attractive man on a motorcycle
First thought
      "What a hottie"
Second thought
      "What an idiot, it's like three degrees" 
If anyone's keeping score for the male sex
appearance: 1
common sense: 0

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Soon it will be only me

I am seriously gonna throw up if I see another post that someone is engaged. There are too many freaking people who are getting married! Not to mention that the way I am connected to the happy couple is exclusively the bride and those brides are MY age. Holy crap! Of course this going to be more and more frequent as more and more girls turn twenty. Way to hold out past the teens girls, this way you aren't a teen bride. For those who did not... oh well. In a year from now I'll be seeing all those boys who went on a mission get married, but not only that they will be to those love sick girls who waited for them, Ode to frickin Joy. Can't wait to go to those weddings it'll be like a family reunion, but wait! I won't be here! I'll be on my mission. That's right just when all the girls my age are on their second child and all the boys are getting married I will be well into my mission. Yes, oddly enough I do have goals beyond the quest to eternal marriage and those are not about to change the moment I find a man who follows me around. Too harsh? Maybe. But then again nobody who's newly engaged or married will be reading it so I guess it doesn't matter, and even if they did, life goes on.