How I became a hermit

I've contemplated hermithood for a long time, but it wasn't til netflicks that it actually became possible. You see the number one thing I love to do in this life is laugh and netflicks is full of laughs. In fact I laugh myself to sleep almost every night. Amazing? Yes. Beautiful? even more so. Of course laughing with someone, sharing this wonderful wit with someone, that's true gold. But alas, I have discovered have no friends so I guess that leaves me to laugh alone.However, this want to share this luaghter with someone does not leave so I try and share the scenes and stories with people who don't even know what I'm talking about. I stand there laughing, while they just stare. True, sometimes they do laugh but I doubt that has to do with what I'm saying and it's more that I look like a moron. That's ok though, because no matter what I say or do I will always have my truest of all companions, netflicks. Yes, netlficks doesn't mind my hermithood in fact I think you might say that netflicks encourages such behavior.

What we conclude from this is that my reality has become netflicks and I am now a hermit. But that's ok, I'm sure once I've wrapped up the psych episodes I'll return to the real world. If I don't however there are worse things that could happen and regardless of what happens, life goes on.